I’m away on holiday until the 13th February, so I’ll leave you with some tile humour.

Well, it may be humour!

On the road

On his first day on the road for Terror Cotter, new rep Owen David calls the office and asks for the sales manager.

“I’ve got some good news and some bad news, sir.”

“I’m busy. Just give me the good news!”

“Well, the air bag works.”

With thanks to Dr Grout AKA Tony Hyde.

Diary of a Tile Addict January/February 2017