I’m away on holiday until the 13th February, so I’ll leave you with some tile humour.
Well, it may be humour!
Dado:
“Could I interest you in one of these, Madam.”
Decor:
Plain tiles with a consistent visible fault.
Description:
Product specification characterised by its complete absence from all tile boxes and price lists.
Design:
Someone else’s idea with your name on it.
Displays:
Obsolete; the chance to show off just how bad a tiler you are. Now universally superseded by Blu Tak.
Dispute:
A pointless discussion that you will never win.
Discontinued:
Industry standard description of any tile launched more than three months ago.
Discount:
The most feared word in the industry.
Distressed:
A term used to describe third grade marble or terrazzo tiles on sale at premium prices.
Distributors:
The gods of the tile industry.
Donkey Boards:
Cunning tiling display system designed to trap small children’s fingers, causing them to scream loudly and help clear the showroom at 5 o’clock.
With thanks to Dr Grout AKA Tony Hyde
Diary of a Tile Addict January/February 2017