I’m away on holiday until the 13th February, so I’ll leave you with some tile humour.
Well, it may be humour!
Duties will vary Anyone in the office can boss you around.
Must have an eye for detail No quality assurance department.
Career-minded Female applicants must be childless (and remain so).
Apply in person If you’re old, fat, ugly or support Chelsea, the position has been filled.
Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience You’ll do the work of the three people who just quit.
Problem-solving skills a must You’re walking into perpetual chaos.
Requires team leadership skills Management responsibilities without the pay or the respect.
With thanks to Dr Grout AKA Tony Hyde.
Diary of a Tile Addict January/February 2017