Tile Humour: Euphemistically Speaking

I’m away on holiday until the 13th February, so I’ll leave you with some tile humour. Well, it may be humour! Euphemistically speaking Duties will vary  Anyone in the office can boss you around. Must have an eye for detail  No quality assurance department. Career-minded  Female applicants must be childless (and remain so). Apply in person  If you’re old, fat, ugly or support Chelsea, the … Continue reading Tile Humour: Euphemistically Speaking

Tile Humour: You’ve Been Slapped

I’m away on holiday until the 13th February, so I’ll leave you with some tile humour. Well, it may be humour! You’ve been slapped Due to pressure from DIY sheds, we regret to inform you that The Self-Import Tile Co will be forced to reduce staff numbers. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people … Continue reading Tile Humour: You’ve Been Slapped